Attention, Hipster Doofi

And you know who you are...

When it's nearly 100 degrees out...

And it's so hot that you're wearing shorts and flip-flops...

Do you really need to wear that wool cap? Do you really think making yourself sweat while wearing it convinces anyone you're cool? Is there nothing else that you can do to brand yourself as a hipster doofus?

I'm just asking...