I'd Sign It For You Dude If You'd Only Request
Presented without commentary from me.
But with a tiny bit of commentary from Mr. Hitchcock.
Because, you know, it's his song.
But I'll say that I read on a long-gone listserv from the era that a Robyn Hitchcock fan mentioned asking Robyn to sign weird things after a concert and joked that he almost brought an Indiana Jones poster for him to sign. A few years later this song appeared.
Coincidence? I think not.