Craigslist Ads and the New Wave Songs That Love Them #2

The Oneders don't care -- they don't give a damn

Guitarist Wanted -- Hollywood

We want you to be part of our crappy band.

If you're obsessed with being "in tune," playing the "right notes," and having everyone play in the "same key," don't waste our time. We may technically suck, but our vibe trumps the suckage and results in an awesomely great band. Which is why you're reading this ad.

Prepare to be judged, buddy. We will judge you by your ringtone, your shoes, your playlists, and where you live.

Playing songs is good, matching our vibe is awesome, but having a van might be the most important thing of all.

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