Tell Her I'll Be Waiting in the Usual Place
I have a theory.
I can guarantee it's wrong.
Don't you want to hear it first?
No. I don't need to.
Here it is:
I really don't need to hear it.
All of the women. The women in these stories.
I have a theory about them.
Here we go.
What if they're all the same woman?
But what if they were?
Is this literal or metaphorical?
I'm going to say yes.
Maybe not all of them. But some of them.
I don't want to discuss it. It is what it is.
I'm taking that as a yes.
You always do. Even though it's not. Even though it's a "No."
It's just a theory. It's not my fault that it's true.
But it's not.
Or it is?
No. It's not. Definitely not.
It is what it is. That's all you need to know.
I'm just going to play the song now.
The song that proves they're all the same woman...
I hate your theories.